When "Capt." Wilson leaves, the men in the white coats finally having caught up to him, Tod Holton diddles his ensign.
"I've found that by merely touching my SUPER PINK WEINER, I can make myself feel very happy! Oh yeah, and there seems to be a clock radio in my hat. I'll just tune in Viet Nam..."
"Do you accept JAAAAY-ZUS as your PERSONAL SAVIOUR?"
"Whoops, that's the gospel station. You'd think a magic hat would have digital tuning."
"Bring in ammo...The ROTC lieutenant survived the fragging."
"Watch for snipers!" "Snipers? Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--"BANG!thud
"We circle the bridge, and put our right foot out, we do the Hokey-Pokey and we--"
"Just routine war operations."
(sings)
'And that's what it's all about!'
I LOVE that song!"
"What's that, girl? Dad's fallen down? In Black Rock Canyon? Good girl, Lassie!"
ARTIST: "Now I'll make that great transformation scene! I won't spill any bourbon THIS time! Given that I've *hic* drained the bottle!"
(several hours later)
"There! Ish perfect! Ish boo'ifull! I--I don't feel so g--"
HOO-WAALP!
"Ah, crap. Puked on it."
"And, man, am I constipated."
Beam him up, Scotty, and have Spock tell me what that picture on the wall's supposed to be.
The world's first Java pop-up ad, maybe?
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