I got news for ya, Smiley--
At this point in the comic, the READERS are pretty damn demoralized.
Note to letterer:
"I before E, Except after C,
Except for 'Weird,' which is spelled weird."
What crappy school did YOU go to? I learned that from the Charlie Brown cartoon about the spelling bee, and HIS teachers had trombones for mouths!
"Hey! Hey guys! Get a picture of me standing next to this Green Beret cut-out!
Looka me, I'm salutin'! HAW!"
"I'm...er...
...ummm...
......duuuh......"
"Get out of this rat-hole? You know it! We're not weak from hunger now! We had no food for 3 days, but now we've had ONE WHOLE APPLE EACH! Christ, am I stuffed! Jeez, lemme loosen my belt a notch...Whew! That's better!"
"And we have plenty of spent, useless ammo! But...it's really only because we're not weak from hunger anymore. When we were, we kinda liked this rat-hole. Do you like what we've done with it? We gave it a bright, sunshiney paint scheme, and Kowalski there started doing some sponge-printing down by the baseboard. We got the idea from 'Martha Stewart's Rat-Hole Living'!"
Note the polite, forced smile on Tod's face. Even he's wondering if he should be allowing these mental defectives back into the gene-pool.
I'll bet that in this comic, "VC's" is short for "Viet Congses."
"GERONIMO!" screams Tod, pretending that he's a paratrooper and making airplane noises with his mouth.
"Yahoo! Pick of the Week!
Try parsing my next sentence!"
You fools! You're not shooting the Creamsicle-skins! That's an innocent bunch of banana-skins, practicing their Disco moves!
"I love the night life, I love to boog--AAUUGGHH!!!"
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