But the desperate guerillas resort to another grim tactic!
"Quick! Let's build a gingerbread house, then push them in the oven!"
Oh, wait--that'd be a Grimm tactic.
"Wowsers! Got to act fast! Just as soon as I'm done doing my orangutang impression!
OOK OOK! Gimme a banana!"
Tod follows up the fruit basket with an FTD Forget-Me-Not bouquet. If the Cong bring up a cannon, he'll turn the shells into dinner and a movie.
Number of times battle-scarred troops have used the word "kookie": 2.
And WHAT'S WITH THIS "CONGS SHIT?!
The plural of CONG is CONG!
Obviously, the writer did a lot of research, too.
"Say--is it hot in this jungle, or am I crazy? I'm sweatin' like a Sailor Moon character over here!"
"And we have no more to shoot!" cries Phred, as the guy in the Texaco hat behind him eyes the full bandolier of ammo slung on his shoulder. Not that he's gonna point it out--He and the other quiet guy are both thinking,
"So...War's cancelled for today, then? We can go home, right?"
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