"Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
3 Viet Congses, sittin' in a tree!
S-N-I-P-I-N-G!
First comes blood, then comes dying,
I'll bet you couldn't come up with something as stupid as the next panel no matter how hard you were trying!
Oh!"
"Seems your limbs are being sawed off, you sawed...off...
Even I, Tod Holton, Super Green Beret, am embarassed by this."
Actual Vietnamese word:
"Yiiiiii...HALP!"
Translation:
"'Sawed-off monkeys'? This is 1967! Isn't there some Asian Anti-Defamation League to protest this comic book?"
"How much farther to the American lines, dogfaces?"
"Only a few hundred yards!"
"Only a few hund--what the fuck? We've only covered 50 feet! You losers got stuck in a cave for 3 goddamn days, when you were only a quarter mile from your base?!"
"We were playin' Caveman when we got lost an' scared! Please don't spank me!"
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