Monday 2
You are 3-D man today, run toward people.
Tuesday 3
Go to a movie you've memorized and recite all the lines in unison with the actors, see how long it takes for you to get thrown out.
Wednesday 4 Yom Kippur
I was never given an introspective side. I wonder why I am not an inward-looking super person. Hey-wait a minute. Maybe I am introspective after all.
Thursday 5
Creep around on all fours and whisper "I'm a ten-toed sloth" until people kick you out.
Friday 6
Question authority-not around me you don't!
Saturday 7
On the Ghost Planet, the word "Rocktober" means, "Please kill me." Don't ever say it.
Sunday 8
We need another Cold War immediately. Now let's pick a target and Go, Go, Go.
Monday 9 Columbus Day
Kick in your neighbor's door and go exploring. Discover uncharted rooms and big screen TVs that would look great in your living room.
Tuesday 10
Political humor is good when it's working, but have some sight gags ready just in case.
Wednesday 11
There is no time like the present. What present? I don't see any presents.
Thursday 12
Don't talk to anyone today-sing to them. Sing everything that comes out of your mouth.
Friday 13
Good pick-up line:
"You look like a being that wants more from Space Ghost than a swat on the fanny and an autographed photo."
Saturday 14
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Try to figure out the next line!
Sunday 15
I can't believe that thing you did yesterday. That was really bad. You probably don't even remember. But everyone knows it was you.
Monday 16
There is nothing to fear but agebts themselves. There will be many earth entertainers who wish they had coined this phrase.
Tuesday 17
Always assume your living room is bugged.
Wednesday 18
Replace your cat or dog with a lobster.
Thursday 19
Have you reached that high degree of success yet? If not, I will grant you 30 more days.
Friday 20
Wear a cape. Just once. Wear one.
Saturday 21
If you ever feel like you're a victim of love, call the love police and tell them you want to make a citizen's arrest.
Sunday 22
Do not let it appear that you lack respect for your foe. The viewer must see the enemy as a worthy adversary-even if you don't.
Monday 23
Useful phrase: What can we do to make this whole situation go away?
Tuesday 24
Dogs never bark up the wrong tree. They're dogs, they don't make stupid mistakes.
Wednesday 25
Is last year's sweeping, multi-billion dollar crime bill working yet? Let's go see. No, but doughnut sales have hit the roof.
Thursday 26
Look at this for a long time.
Friday 27
Why is envy such a deadly sin? There are no civilizations to my knowledge where it is even against the law.
Saturday 28
Don't you miss the 8-track tape?
Sunday 29
When you're spoken to today whip around and go "Shhh!, Everyone can hear!"
Monday 30
The look, the feel of lycra-a-a-a-a-a. The fabric of your Li-i-i-fe.
Tesday 31 Halloween
Halloween: Ghost Planet busy, busy, busy.