Stupid bleeding heart PETA hippies! So, rodeos are just exhibitions of animal cruelty dressed up as "sport," eh?
Well, there'd be one more dead monk in the world if not for Roger Wilson, Super Green Beret Rodeo Clown!
"YEE HAW, Captain! That was some plumb fine boar-bustin' thyar! Hee-YUK!
And I'm really happy that I wear a robe. I can drop my soiled drawers and no one will see the big stain on the back."
"Just a soldier's duty, sir, rescuing men in dresses from goaded pigs! Sic Semper Porcine Tyrannus is the Green Beret motto, and--Hoo whee, but you stink, sir.
I also left orders for my men to capture the Viet Cong!"
BANG!
BANG!
RAT-TAT-TAT
"I left the orders with my main man, Lieutenant Calley! Your monastery here in My Lai will never have to worry about another thing! Ever!"
"Ha ha ha! The poor fools! They don't suspect a thing--I really AM a peccary!"
*sniff sniff*
"I smell something, and it ain't truffles! Exit, stage right!"
Dim is right.
*sniff sniff*
"Say, do I smell hashish? Hey, Gandalf, mind if I take a toke off your hookah there? My platoon ran out of heroin hours ago!"
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