INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK
Week of 4/15/01:
WEEK 155
Everything's Collectible

A Limited Edition, Highly Collectible can of tuna fish.
And just like the stock market, this baby's value will only go up, up, UP!
I've got a gold mine here! It'll soon be worth big bucks just like all successful collectibles, such as 1990s comic books, Beanie Babies, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and POGs!
Kill Kill, NO! Bad cat!! That can of tuna was going to put you through college!
Oh, WHY did I think that it was a good idea to teach you how to use a can opener!
Wait--There's still hope! I know just what to do!!

INEXPLICABLE AUCTIONS OF WEEK
"I pity the foo' who don't water T, & place his head in a bright, well-ventilated area!"

Š2001 Bill Young