INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK
Week of 1/2/00:
WEEK 90
I Need A Twelve-Step Program
"My name is Bill--and I'm InExObsessed."
(group): "HI, BILL!"
"I didn't know I had a problem at first...I'd just come across all this goofy crap. Now, I can't even go grocery shopping without finding InExObjects."
(group): "Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Bill!"
"Great. Only eleven more steps to go then.
I admit it. This sign was on the child seat part of a shopping cart, and, yes, I took out a penknife and unscrewed it from the cart. sob! I'm stealing signs off of grocery carts now!"
(group): "Give in to a Higher Power, Bill!"
"Stop interrupting me!"
"By the Spring of '02, all the apartments should come equipped with roofs! Ha ha ha!"
"Just take it One Ob at a Time, Bill!"
"Shut up!"
Inexplicable Link of the Week
"Why should we click on that, Bill?"
"Will you people just GO AWAY!"
©2000 Bill Young
"You'll never get your 30 Days Sober coin with that attitude, Bill."