INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 6/7/98:

A T-Shirt

Remember when the Terrible Threat To America's Future du jour was the fact that there was no Constitutional Amendment preventing people from burning the flag? I picked this up for 97 cents as my personal comment on it. Sure, you shouldn't be allowed to burn a rag on a stick as a political protest, but it's OK for grade-Z non-actresses like Pia Zadora to wipe their crotches with it. As I used to tell people, "Bet this is one flag they had to burn!"

©1998 Bill Young