INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK


Week of 9/26/99:

WEEK 76

Who Named The Business? Part 5

I wonder if they list donuts as a topping.

It's not so much the odd name I question as the company mascot. You'd think it'd be a smiling Officer Friendly, offering a tasty slice while saying "To Protect and Serve Great Pizza!!" Instead, it's--

Officer ANGRY!! blowing his whistle and chasing down some crackhead, ready to pummel the perp bloody with the pizza he carries in lieu of a billy club.
Don't ask for the New York Style Haitian Special unless you like your pepperoni where the sun don't shine, if you catch my drift.

Hey, I think I'll start a restaurant of my own!
What do you think of the name "Grinder Gestapo"?


Inexplicable Link of the Week

Gerald Holmes'es Why Micorsoft rules my Univrese

Thanks to Balumpas for the link


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