INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 5/17/98:

Another Ashtray

Look! It's Saint...ahh, Whatshername.
The devotional aspect of this particular icon is lost on me.
"Oh, Blessed Saint Virginia of Slims,
(puff)
hear my prayer!
(puff)
Deliver me from lung cancer!
Amen."
**cough**
(grinds cigarette butt out on the Saint's face)

It's sorta like having a St Francis of Assissi litter box.

©1998 Bill Young