INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 11/1/98:

Fashion Statement

When Ties Were Ties, and Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth.
It's as wide as a driveway, as long as your intestinal tract, and...
it's some sort of pattern that's 5 rungs down the evolutionary ladder from "Paisley."

Best Part:

"Black suit"? Yeah, I'll be sportin' that at the next funeral I attend.

©1998 Bill Young