INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 12/31/00:

WEEK 142

Cups

First off, a plastic cup I found at the Salvation Army.

Front

Back

I think it would've been funnier to have the back say "Schizophrenia study?? I didn't say anything about a schizophrenia study!"

The squalid Johnny Bananapeel sends us this:

"Look what I found at the Kmart right here in Monterey!
There are
two of these signs posted  in the sporting goods aisle-
one over the basketballs, and
another one, further down the same aisle..."

"...directly over the athletic supporters!
This is almost too good not to be the work of some
disgruntled employee prankster
(if it was me, I would have probably
pulled out all the stops and posted it in one of the men's
dressing rooms, but it wouldn't have lasted long there).

The real howler is the coda
'An associate will be happy to help you.'"

DYKEWATCH!

I suppose that any of us would go completely and irretrievably batshit insane from bearing the awesome burden of being Jerry Van Dyke.

Either that, or he's literally having phone sex.

INEXPLICABLE LINK OF THE WEEK

Potsie, The Motion Picture: Part One and Part Two

Thanks to The Null Device for the link!

Objects from Previous Weeks

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