INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 11/26/00:

WEEK 137

Permanent Vacation

More reader contributions.

Wonder Anna says:

"I was surfing eBay the other day out of sheer boredom and I found this little jewel. It's a Sailor Moon pencil sharpener. But the scary part is where you stick the pencil - RIGHT UP HER BUTT."

No, the scary part is, is if they made these life-size and took the sharpener out, they'd probably sell even more of them.

ClokworkOrnge sends us this:

"What i send to you is a wrapper of a candy which was made in Moldova (try to find that on the map) and on that wrapper as you can see is a guy blowing a flute. You can also notice his eyes, which are.. well I'll let you decide what his eyes look like."

I've decided that he doesn't have any eyes. And that Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute, has a brother who's working on becoming master of the skin flute.

INEXPLICABLE LINK OF THE WEEK

"Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them."

Thanks to Melissa Trammell for scarring me for life!

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