INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 7/12/98:

A Paperweight

Wow! It's the prestigious Distinguished Gasket Distributor Award!!
This dates from my third-shift-at-self-serv-gas station career path days. I found it waaaay in the back of the station. The owner received it in the mail, and immediately flung it against the far wall. Perhaps he would've appreciated the award more if the station actually distributed gaskets...
The owner himself received another award a while after I left--An arrest for distributing kiddie porn. I don't think he got a paperweight for that, though.

©1998 Bill Young